A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day
A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they play road games and that whoever loses has to strip. They play every game known to man and the girl...
View ArticleAfter the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the...
View ArticleA new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been...
View ArticleA lady calls the police to report her husband is missing
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody...
View ArticleTo be happy with a man or a woman
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
View ArticleHe thinks he’s a refrigerator
A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, “Doctor, I want to talk to you about my husband. He thinks he’s a refrigerator.” “That’s not so bad,” said the doctor. “It’s a rather harmless complex.”...
View ArticleThree Old Ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t...
View ArticleI can’t eat, drink, or sleep
Ricky was telling his father about his new girlfriend. He said, “Since I met her I can’t eat, drink, or sleep.” “Why’s that?” asked his father. “Because,” he said, “I’m broke.”
View ArticleThe wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My...
View ArticleI invited a friend home for supper
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking...
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